Debbie Rowe sold her kids - anyone suprised?

Or at least she sold somebodies kids - I am totally confused on who the actual biological breeders were that created the children formerly owned by Michael Jackson. In any event Katherine Jackson is now the proud owner of the three children after the family paid Debbie a cool 4 million dollars to get her to sign off on the pink slips. She got a hell of alot more than what the little girl from 'Slum Dog Millionaire' was going for - so .. um ... good for her I guess...

Michael Jackson's baby mama Debbie Rowe has sold her kids again -- this time squeezing about $4 million from her former mother-in-law in exchange for giving up her parental rights

Joe Jackson probably figures that he will recoup that in short order - call me cynical but I am sure he and his (alleged) lord Satan have all kinds of colorful pie-charts and graphs showing what the initial return on investment (ROI to us business types) will be be. I doubt the cost of ownership will be all that high since the back of Joe's hand is free.

Joe is one step closer to pimping out the new 'Jackson 3' - how long before he starts painting targets for Kim Jung Il ... how long America?

Link to the article I skimmed below;

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07142009/news/nationalnews/mother_lode_for_jacko_ex_179174.htm

This should go well...

So today God knows how many people will be flooding down to be somewhere near the Staples Center in L.A. to ... I dunno celebrate maybe? ... the death of Michael Jackson, who I am told (constantly lately) was the King of Pop. 

Since the fine people of Los Angeles riot when they are happy (Lakers championship win) or angry (Rodney King beating acquittals) I think we all have a fair idea what will be coming now that they are sad. I know the memorial starts pretty early - so there should be plenty of time to get a good spot for when the rioting starts. 

I think it is kind of ironic that the Ringling Brothers circus is going to be setting up at the Staples Center following the memorial ... which seems to me like it would be like having to be the comedian that goes after Seth Rogan or George Carlin or something, or going to a club and being a whore an hour after Paris Hilton (or Joe Jackson) arrived.

Yeah - that last one. 

All I know is tomorrow after they put out the fires I am going downtown to buy a lion out of the trunk of some guys car - because looting is the only way to adequately deal with happiness/anger/loss. 

Here is a link to CNN's blog for up to the minute coverage on the MJ memorial .... if you click it than all I can say is I hope you life gets better at some point. 

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/

Father of the Year

I tried pretty hard not to totally shit on Michael Jackson's death a few days ago (not to mention Elvis) but it turns out I needn't have bothered. Joe Jackson, Jesse Jackson (no relation), and Al Sharpton have decided they they would go ahead and shit on MJ's death just prior to dividing up and consuming the corpse. 

They started the healing process with a press conferance full of crazy - some of the healing is quoted below;

• Joe Jackson says the funeral will not be closed to the public, as his son would likely have wanted a similar type of service.
  
• In a bizarre move that came across as self-serving, Jackson bookended the press conference not with news on his son's death but with plugs for a new musical endeavor—something called Ranch Records.
  
• "[MJ's Kids] are happy with the kids that they're around ... We have kids back there who are small just like they are. They [were] never around other kids," Jackson said.
  
• "We love those kids still," he said. "We're going to take care of them and give them the education they're supposed to have. We can do that.

It is fucking heatwarming the way they 'still' love his kids - I just hope none of them can sing or dance or Joe is going to shove a bit into their mouth and ride them into the ground before sharing their corpses with those other two ghouls.

I presume they followed that up with funeral preparations - just normal stuff like getting T-Shirts printed up, getting kickbacks from vendors who want to set up booths, setting the price of admission, and I presume considering any other way they can possibly make money from this ... I would not be suprised to be able to buy jewlery made of his bones. Oh - and a commemorative coin has to be on the way but I cannot blame that on them ... apperantly the Franklin Mint has decided that the really classy way to handle anything is to put it on real Liberian Currency. Just once I want to walk into a Liberian mini-mart and buy a coke with a handful of Elvis and Obama coins - this would be followed up with me dodging their machettes and AIDS to make my heroic escape. 

Yeah -- that about wraps it up.

Link to the father of the year;

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529478,00.html