That is the only logical explanation I have for the fact that she is wearing shit like in the picture above. She apparently found out I had lost interest in her and she is now trying to cleverly lure me back - I hope she does not go to far and burst into my office with nothing but knee-pads and lip-gloss, because .... that would be going to far.
I also assume that Megan Fox is going to come wash my Mustang like she did Michael Bay's Ferrari - oh - and that Wonder Woman is going to bust in here any moment and force me to make love to her.
Wow - I have a busy day planned.
