Woman Stabs boyfriend for masturbating

Holy shit, this chick did more than just stab him for jerking off;

When the Wisconsin woman, 23, arrived home from work yesterday afternoon, she discovered her boyfriend "watching pornography on the TV and masturbating," according to a La Crosse Police Department report. Chagrined, Ferrara argued with Christopher Strabley, 24, called him a "fucking cheater," and kicked him in the groin. Ferrara then allegedly grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed Strabley in the abdomen. Strabley told cops that she then told him, "You deserve it," while continuing to slash away

It must be really lonely up on that pedestal lady. Thank God most women are more sane than this bitch, otherwise the picture above would have gotten me killed numerous times.

Hell I am going to risk my life with that picture as soon as I finish this post, and then maybe do it again ten minutes after that.

That's how I roll.

Link to the story;

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0715092stab1.html

Sometimes you have to make your own rainbow

I don't even know what the fuck that even means, however I can say no matter how bad your life is you can always look at Gary Coleman and feel a little better about yourself. 

Over the weekend poor Gary's amazonian (she stands 5'5") apparently put the pimp hand to his ass to bring him back in line, and he found out the hard way she was not just some scared fan he could run over in a car. 

"F--- you and f--- him!"Shannon Price screamed before her arrest Wednesday night.

"You deserve this after how you treated me!" she shouted at Coleman as the "Diff'rent Strokes" star stood amidst toppled furniture, scattered DVDs and strewn clothes.

He is gonna need to cash-call his ass some bodyguards or something - and the medical examiners better bring the rape kit to this one. 

**note** I only read half the article - it may not be nearly as cool as what I pictured in my head.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/07/02/2009-07-02_actor_gary_colemans_wife_shannon_price_arrested_for_domestic_violence.html