Miss Universe Contest might be manipulated by Donald Trump - oh and water is wet..

Michael Schwandt (the choreographer of the Miss Universe Pageant) is claiming that Donald Trump picks the 15 Miss Universe finalists and then lets the judges pick the winner from among that stock. Reportedly he does this because in the past he feels that the judges were to stupid to tell who the hottest swimsuit models were.

This is shocking why?

I always assumed that Miss Universe was rigged, if not by Trump then by someone. Hell I am just shocked that the deciding factor is who Trump finds prettiest instead of who will blow him - you know, like how they picked Hollywood Starlets in the old days ....yeah ... the old days.

Miss Universe and Miss America are basically just like any other reality show, the producers are framing out a story of sorts and presenting you with something they think will get ratings. This is no different than the judges in American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance, or Dancing with the (kinda) Stars pimping their favorites to try to pick the winner.

Actually it is a little different. In those shows people vote, so the judges sometimes don't get their way. In fact I would like to think that sometimes all the pimping makes the public backlash against the contestant being pimped - in this one Trump basically just gets his way.

I am not going to say anything snide about the 15 being picked before the interview and question portion of the contest because I presume we all knew that they never had an impact on the outcome of the Pageant.

Seriously is anyone fucking surprised that his other entertainment franchises are not really basically just like Celebrity Apprentice -- just be glad Joan Rivers is not competing in Miss Universe or he would probably hand her that too.

Seriously fuck Donald Trump, and if you are reading this Donald ... please don't have me killed.

Ivanka Trump is more fun to look at then Joan and Melissa Rivers

I couldn't handle having the picture below of Joan and Melissa Rivers at the top of my blog any longer - especially since I made the mistake of looking closely at the Joan/Melissa picture and realized one of them was wearing a transparent shirt ... which I usually support but not like this.

So here is Ivanka Trump and her amazing rack.

It seemed more relevant to the story below than another picture of Wonder Woman.

Joan Rivers pissed at Good Day Sacramento

First of all sorry about the picture - but if I apply the Madonna rule too widely it soon loses it's meaning.

I didn't realize Joan Rivers was still alive until I got sucked into the car wreck called 'Celebrity Apprentice" - which honestly I only watched the first time because of the inescapable draw of Tom Green and Andrew Dice Clay as a duo.

I ended up watching it all the way to the almost end (I got bored during the finale and turned it off and instead spent some time looking at pictures of Ivanka Trump and her huge rack) and one thing became pretty obvious by the time the show was almost over - well two things actually....

1. Joan Rivers is a raving bitch with an almost mythical sense of self worth.

2. Mellissa Rivers has ridden her raving bitch-mom's coat-tails her entire life

The odd thing about Melissa is she seems like she is actually competent, just not as competent as she thinks. She comes off somewhere between adoring daughter and fawning bootlick lackey, it is really pretty disgusting to watch.

I know the show made Clint Black look like quite the misogynist - but honestly he must be as noble as fucking King Arthur to not have smacked Joan in the fucking mouth when she would shift from pouting mode to tantrum mode.

The point to this whole thing is this (btw - there is a slight delay in the audio);

It's pretty bad when even a local news person knows your daughter is a fucking toadie. It's too bad people are paying attention to them actually - because I think if we all just refused to look maybe they would go away.