If it were physically possible for me to cry Ashton Kutcher's touching farewell to Brittney Murphey would have had tears streaming down my face like a rape victim sad princess.
Today Ashton got on twitter and pushed the following prose out to the universe;
"2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany's family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon."
But wait there's more - he followed with;
"see you on the other side kid."
Damn twitter for limiting the amount of characters you can put into a message ... but then again I don't think they intended it to be used to deliver a eulogy for a former girlfriend. All I know is that he must have really loved her to go out of his way to twitter something about her death.
I think you can do less .... somehow. I would h8 to be as :( as he must be.
Oh and if you happen to read this Ashton - what I wrote may be a little subtle for you - basically I am saying you are a dick.
