So after about 5 seconds of thought most people came to the conclusion that the beloved star of Kung Fu (not Bruce Lee) hung himself while jerking off -- hey it is common, who hasn't thought about choking themselves just a bit while masturbating? Hell if more people were ambidextrous people would probably be dieing left and right.
“There was a rope tied around his neck and another rope tied to his genitals, and the two ropes were tied together and they hung in the closet,” Lieutenant General Worapong Siewpreecha said, the Times Online reported. “Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide.”
"A secret sect of kung fu assassins could have silenced actor David Carradine as he delved into their shadowy activities, according to his family's lawyer.
In a twist that could be straight out of one the "Kill Bill" star's movies, attorney Mark Geragos suggested that Carradine may have been killed as he tried to uncover groups working in the martial-arts underworld.
The lawyer said the actor's family refuses to believe he died in a sadomasochistic sex stunt gone wrong -- despite his being found naked with a rope tied around his neck, wrists and genitals."
Now just to be even more fair keep in mind that Mark Geragos also tried to convince people that Lacey Peterson was abducted and killed by cultists, that Chris Brown was just blocking Rihanna's repeated headbutts with his fists, and that Michael Jackson always acts totally appropriate with the little boys he has over for sleep overs and wine tasting.
Just saying.
Link is below just so you do not think i am making this shit up....
http://www.nypost.com/seven/06072009/news/regionalnews/whacky_kung_fu_172948.htm
