Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Gwyneth Paltrow is bitter

Gwyneth Paltrow is reportedly all butthurt that all of the Iron Man 2 publicity features Scarlett Johansson instead of her.
The 36-year-old actress, who returns in the sequel as the superhero's PA Pepper Potts, is said to be angry at Johansson, 24, for stealing her spotlight in the blockbuster flick.
Now the most obvious reason for this would be that Gwyneth looks like the picture above on the left and Scarlett is the picture on the right - yeah the one that is giving even female readers an erection.

To be fair it also might have something to do with the fact that Scarlett is playing a fucking superhero and Gwyneth is playing a fucking secretary. Hey - remember all the posters for The Dark Knight? I saw alot of Heath Ledger and Christian Bayle ... how much Michael Cain was out there - isn't that odd? Maybe it was because he is the fucking butler.

Not that I want to take away the fact that Scarlett makes Gwyneth look like a fucking boy - lets please not lose our focus on how hot Scarlett is.

I need some alone time with one of the pictures above - link is below if you want to read it.